Mawaya-no-kami: Kami, or deity of the toilet


When did the japanese decide to nominate a god for toilet?

So very addictive. So very easy to go broke...

So far B avg. in algebra.
find out biology 2 Friday.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

2) What was your dream growing up?

3) What talent do you wish you had?

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

5) Favorite vegetable?

6) What was the last book you read?

7) What zodiac sign are you?

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

9) Worst Habit?

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

11) What is your favorite sport?

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

16) Do you have any pets?

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

18) What was your first impression of me?

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22) What color eyes do you have?

23) Ever been arrested?

24) Bottle or can soda?

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?

28) Do you believe in ghosts?

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

30) Do you swear a lot?

31) Biggest pet peeve?

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

34) If you could live anywhere in the world where would you choose?

35) Do you believe in God?

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Mushroom, Mushroom!

Last day!

2 more days!

3 more days!

4 more days!

It's hard to edit manga with my baby girl curled up on my arm.

Actual note on the phone at work:

If a woman calls and asks "how much is copenhagen snuff cost?" It is not $5.13 including tax! It is $4.60 including tax. Wife saw bank statement and finds me dipping, I'm a dead man.
                                                              Thanks

Wherever you go, whatever you do, an armed assassin walks behind you. The nozzle presses cold against your neck. The gun is cocked the bullet ready to shatter you forever.

You have no place to run, nowhere to hide.  No one can help you. The assassin's finger is always on the trigger. Always.

Why doesn't he blow you away? Not yet. But soon. At any moment. Maybe now as you're reading this. Maybe you won't finish this page, this paragraph, this sentence, this word.

How do you feel?

Probably, you say to yourself there is no assassin. No gun. No bullet. But the truth is this: the bullet has already been fired. the bullet will find you. The bullet goes through walls, beliefs, schemes- it pierces everything in its relentless journey. Your death is on it's way to you. Now.

Assassins are superfluous. Murder is superfluous. Suicide is superfluous. Life itself is all these things and then some. Death never misses. No one gets out alive.

What does death mean? Your death, something you can do nothing about yet which you must face and face alone, unarmed, defenseless, utterly naked. It waits for you: the ultimate unknown.

WHOOT! I was able to withdraw from math today so it won't be reflected on my GPA. After my lit classes and others my GPA is doing really well right now so I'm not in any trouble from the school. To top it all off, currently the computer is showing that the D I made in algebra before is accepted so I might not have to take it again!!!!